January 2009
Why I gave up on "Outliers"
I just ran out of time. I’m probably gonna finish it sometime soon.
Don't cross Rush Limbaugh
— Don’t cross Rush Limbaugh (via feedly)
If I could tame a wild animal
Golden-Headed Lion Tamarin by William Warby (wwarby)
My new golden lion tamarin, or Goldy as her friends call her, and I would be the bestest of friends. We’d play fetch. I’d train her to clean and cook. We’d participate in cool activities like red rover and hide and seek. It would be amazing.
Plus, tiny monkeys are a total babe magnet.
Three overplayed songs I love anyway
Electric Feel
by
MGMT
I mean… it has the power to make me dance every time I hear it.
Forever
by
Walter Meego
Damn you Heineken!!!
Walking With a Ghost
by
Tegan and Sara
I...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-25) →
REPO! The Genetic Opera (23)
Jump, Little Children (7)
The Moldy Peaches (5)
Ben Folds (5)
The Magnetic Fields (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically...”
– Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle
| Mail Online
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-18) →
Jonathan Larson (19)
REPO! The Genetic Opera (17)
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (4)
of Montreal (3)
Jump, Little Children (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“Step 1: Love it. Step 2: Put a ring on it. Step 3: Whoa oh oh.”
– Scott Simpson
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-11) →
Jonathan Larson (16)
Jump, Little Children (14)
Ice Cream Socialists (13)
of Montreal (10)
The Shins (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Bulls Cloned From Decade-Old Frozen Testicles →
Whopper Sacrifice on Facebook →
allisonweiss:
(via maura)
“Instead of encouraging you to join a group, find new friends, or spread the word, Burger King’s new Whopper Sacrifice Application is offering you a free Whopper if you DE-FRIEND 10 people from your friend list. As Platforms Optional notes, normally when you de-friend someone they may not even notice. Not the case with Whopper Sacrifice. Part of the application makes...
Improv Everywhere's 8th Annual No Pants! Subway... →
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-4) →
Voxtrot (11)
The Moldy Peaches (8)
Je suis Animal (7)
Fujiya & Miyagi (4)
Radiohead (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sexiest Geeks of 2008, as Voted by Wired.com... →
Watchyourmonkeycalled:
Craigslist Penis Photographer w/ Bob Odenkirk
Awesome.
(via Eric)
“I was being patient but it took too long!”
– Anya
WatchPomegranate Phone on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
This is a Nova Scotia ad campaign?
Watchjenniferteeter:
Capucine is my favorite internet celebrity.
Such an effing classic.
Watchjoelaz:
Helpless, by Keith Loutit
Tilt-Shift + Time-Lapse.
via McSweeney's
NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS.
BY TEDDY WAYNE AND GREG WAYNE
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Get into jazz
via
Kasper Hauser's "This American Life" Parody:... →
Jump, Little Children: “Yearling”
...
http://bash.org/?99835
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vaccuums
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: black holes
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Lindsey: lava?
schwegler.tumblr.com →
I made a new design! Hooray!
Watchsupersonicelectronic:
Denpa Shonen: Nasubi; My New Favorite Show!
Nasubi, an unknown Japanese comedian, is forced to enter mail-in sweepstakes in a small, locked room until he wins ¥1 million (about $10,000 USD). During this time, he was made to wear no clothes, was cut off from outside communication and broadcasting, and had nothing to keep him company except magazines and the prizes he...
The O.G. of Degrassi themes →