January 2012
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Livetweeting the SC GOP Debate is Painful  →
At least the drinking game is fun.
Jan 17th
technoschoolbus asked: Soi WTF? I get crazy drunk and staryt posting shit. U follow me and I follow u cuz ur cool? What kind of internet one-night stand is thias>!>>!>!??? omg, im stull dunk. omgsfssggg. shit....
Jan 17th
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“[Winston] Churchill did the same thing.”
– Rick Perry, on the subject of Marines urinating on Afghan POWs (via theorgansofintervention)
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Vaguely Us: A Semi-serious Review of Joe Jonas's... →
vaguelyus: But being the talented singer/tambourine player that he is, Joe figured that his adoring fans would follow him in his journey to Solotown, just like we did with Justin Timberlake in 2003.Did you know that the Jonas Brothers broke up? Me neither. They may be on hiatus, or whatever,…
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December 2011
“Third-party extensions and hacks are a part of the web, perhaps Tumblr should...”
– Drew Olanoff
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This Christmas
The gifts are great. Not large in numbers—but, useful and quite fun. Sadly, my mom is quite sick. My sister and her were extra weird this year too. That’s a downer. Not even Christmas Vacation and A Christmas Story can pull me in to the spirit. Bah!
Dec 25th
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Hey! →
via Parker
Dec 25th
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verymarykate: santa All I want for Christmas is to be besties with MK!
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You guize!
I’m not sure when the next time I’ll be in Athens after I leave tomorrow. I may be back before the Phi Kappa Anniversary meeting. If I’m not, I expect to see all of my Athens people out with me on President’s Day weekend. I’ll get you drinks with my grown-up money.
Dec 15th
AOL: Oh, you like TV Squad because it’s aimed at the TV Geeks and well written? Too fucking bad, we’re merging it with AOL TV! What, you’ve finally gotten used to how to navigate the new site to avoid the dribble that now makes up a good 40% of it? Too fucking bad! Welcome to HuffPo TV, bitches! No, but really.
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mrawbot asked: Are you drunk? Or are you just continuing to berate the internet with ham?
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Fun things to say and do before, during and after...
pointednorth: Hi-Five him and yell ‘Good Job!’ Immediately start crying and say ‘My dad’s never said ‘I love you.’ Do you love me?’ Play dead. Eyes open. Put your phone to your ear and have a fake but convincing conversation with your mother. Suggest to pause and read from the Bible before ‘becoming one flesh’. Afterwards, play ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ and cry on his chest. Keep putting...
Dec 12th
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